Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black with radiating sunburst lines behind

with radiating sunburst lines behind him

irregular hand-painted black lettering reads "TOOTS" and "SHOR" in large stacked text

Every bad guy thinks they're Vader

" followed by large yellow block letters reading "PIECES OF SHIT" and smaller white text reading "Breakfast Cereal

A small white olive branch sprig sits centered beneath the text

Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black with radiating sunburst lines behindpschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in