Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Straight Outta Scranton tribute design

Straight Outta Scranton tribute design mashed up with old school hip hop vibes

Arched distressed white text reads "THE KOKURYUKAI IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE BLACK DRAGON HONOR" above a stark white stencil-style portrait of Frank Dux flanked by two five-pointed stars

Camping being in-tents is the kind of pun a dad spends forty years perfecting while his family dies slowly inside

wrapped in colorful string lights with red

Distressed white retro bubble-serif text reads "It's Not Rocket Scientry" in three centered lines

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Straight Outta Scranton tribute designPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold