Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Curved distressed white text reads

Curved distressed white text reads "OUR DEDICATION IS OVER THE TOP" above a posterized white portrait of Lincoln Hawk in a backwards trucker cap

Large white hand-lettered serif text below reads "Jingle Bell

Red script text reads "the" above large cream distressed block letters reading "TIKI-JO" with a cream and red tiki idol illustration flanked by a brick pattern

even that cold god of the mountain has to respect the grind finally ending

A teal-toned CRT television displays a screaming vampire face beside a stack of VHS tapes

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Curved distressed white text readsReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with