If You Ain't First You're Last - Women's T-Shirt costa mesa Fifties clip-art dad standing next

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

and golden-yellow fill strides on black-and-yellow sneakers while tipping back a beer with one oversized white-gloved hand

Operating from the 1950s through the golden age of Beverly Hills supper clubs

and red bow tie

A posterized illustration depicts the pizza delivery guy in a red t-shirt bearing a running figure logo and "Pizza Guy" text

If You Ain't First You're Last - Women's T-Shirt costa mesa Fifties clip-art dad standing nextGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.