I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Matrix saying "let's party" while

Matrix saying "let's party" while holding enough steel to deforest a small island is the most honest mission statement in 80s cinema

Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Matrix saying "let's party" whileBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked