Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL a baseball cap

a baseball cap

rendered in white tones

but the real family business is glow-related

Santa switching from "hey hey hey" to "ho ho ho" tells you everything you need to know about what happened that night

Inspired by The Usual Suspects

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL a baseball capOrdering a phased plasma rifle at a strip mall gun shop is the most deadpan retail interaction in sci fi history. Filling a requisition form from 2029 at a Reagan era counter is just grocery shopping with a kill list. Inspired by The Terminator. The Details: Stacked left aligned white geometric sans serif text reads "PHASED PLASMA RIFLE IN THE 40 WATT RANGE," with "IN THE" set noticeably smaller than the surrounding lines. Select letters carry thin