Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Wishbone snapping got the full

Wishbone snapping got the full comic book treatment like it's a pay-per-view main event between two relatives who peaked in high school

arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five-pointed star on each side

Bold golden-sand text below reads "Be Crazy

above cream serif text reading "Professor of Archaeology

and it literally just floats there marking a channel

Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Wishbone snapping got the fullCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,