Alpha Male - Unisex T-Shirt hartford Inspired by Gremlins

Inspired by Gremlins

Distressed white block text reads "I RUN" on the first line

A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH CARE

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

Smaller golden-yellow text reads 'ALL PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE GLENBORO INMATES' above cursive script reading 'May 28th - June 2nd' with decorative scroll flourishes

Alpha Male - Unisex T-Shirt hartford Inspired by GremlinsPoodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male. The wolf pack hierarchy was debunked, but the fluffy dog in a flower crown remains peer reviewed. The Details: A pastel rainbow arch in pink, yellow, green, blue, and purple bands frames a digital illustration of a fluffy white poodle with its tongue out. Colorful flowers in blue, pink, and yellow