Val Verde 1987 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black flanking a distressed blue line-art

flanking a distressed blue line-art illustration of a vintage baseball player in a cap and pinstriped uniform mid-pitch

weathered gray serif text reads "Established 1905

Chong Li never needed a marketing budget

A funny fax business parody inspired by Taxi

" mimicking vintage firecracker packaging with weathered texture throughout

Val Verde 1987 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black flanking a distressed blue line-artBooking a vacation to Val Verde sounds amazing until you remember the only tour guide is invisible and collects spines. That helicopter is carrying dead men who just don't know it yet. Inspired by Predator. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "VAL VERDE" across the top. A large circle filled with an orange to red horizontal striped retro gradient holds a black military helicopter silhouette in flight. Teal green palm trees and jungle