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Stuffing a banana in a tailpipe is the kind of move that only works if you have Axel Foley's laugh and absolutely zero respect for Beverly Hills PD

Grill Sergeants monitor internal meat temperature with the same intensity as someone defusing a bomb

Curved red text along the lower arc reads "IRVINGTON" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right

and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row

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