This is Not a Drill - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Somewhere a dad pointed at

Somewhere a dad pointed at this in a hardware store and made a friend for life

Quint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes

Gold serif text in a medieval-style font reads "Farkus" below the face

with white palm trees

Bold white text below reads "NOT STONED

This is Not a Drill - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Somewhere a dad pointed atScrewdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft. Somewhere a dad pointed at this in a hardware store and made a friend for life. The Details: Diagonal yellow and black hazard stripe bar sits above distressed yellow block text reading "THIS IS NOT A DRILL." A vintage style yellow flathead screwdriver illustration occupies the center. A matching diagonal hazard stripe bar anchors the bottom beneath the