Brawndo - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White A grey winged star emblem

A grey winged star emblem with a centered fighter jet silhouette sits at the top

trading suburban sidewalks for bamboo and tropical fantasy

" in red brush-script beneath

Known for its larger-than-life presence

A red Swingline stapler sits below with "Milton" in white cursive across it

Brawndo - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White A grey winged star emblemReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"