The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White South Seas brought the mystique

South Seas brought the mystique of Polynesian culture to San Diego during the mid-century tiki craze of the 1950s and 1960s

rendered in distressed white ink

Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable

Nestled in Massachusetts

Walter's more offended by their lack of ethos than by anything actually dangerous

The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White South Seas brought the mystiqueCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie