Well, Happy Treason Day - Unisex T-Shirt colorado Mike never stood a chance

Mike never stood a chance against that level of delusional optimism

Mining camps across Colorado fielded teams that played with the same grit they brought underground

Large cursive script text reads "Politics" in white with a red outline and distressed texture

Bold white uppercase serif text below reads "URBAN ACHIEVER

with white text reading "K·12" and "MOUNTAIN" beneath

Well, Happy Treason Day - Unisex T-Shirt colorado Mike never stood a chanceCelebrating independence while the crown still has receipts is the most passive aggressive holiday on the calendar. Treason just hits different when the victim's portrait is on a tea set. The Details: A posterized portrait of Queen Elizabeth II, rendered in white, red, and natural skin tones, depicts her wearing a crown, pearl necklace, and a red rose pinned to her lapel, mouth slightly open mid sentence. Bold white block text below reads "WELL, HAPPY