This is My Clone - Long Sleeve T-Shirt coen brothers wearing an olive-brown campaign cover

wearing an olive-brown campaign cover with a small badge

which is already a better origin story than most MLB draft picks

Two red five-pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player labeled "AUTOREVERSE

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

Turns out the deadliest junkyard dog ever is just a golden retriever who wants belly rubs

This is My Clone - Long Sleeve T-Shirt coen brothers wearing an olive-brown campaign coverAnnouncing you're the clone means the original checked today's schedule and opted out entirely. Somewhere a better version of you is thriving while you got sent to this barbecue with distressed lettering as proof of existence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "THIS IS" on the first line, "MY" centered on the second line, and "CLONE" on the third line, all in bold uppercase sans serif typography with a heavily worn grunge texture