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" above a cartoon anthropomorphic red pepper character wearing a black cap marked "N

" and "SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA

Brown cartoon Bigfoot in the classic Patterson-Gimlin stride wears a red

Logging and flatulence sharing the same two-word phrase is proof English was designed by a committee of middle schoolers

golden-yellow block text reads "LA CRESCENTA" over "CALIFORNIA

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex T-Shirt whittier " above a cartoon anthropomorphicSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red