I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Hoodie wlmfgog Charles De Mar offering condolences

Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

pretending he understands the marketing strategy

rendered with distressed texture over the black background

Making Gretzky bleed on a Genesis is the kind of accomplishment Trent needs you to witness immediately and repeatedly

Arched distressed white serif text reads "ANDY & RED'S" above teal text reading "ESTD" and "1967" flanking a vintage hand-drawn teal illustration of a two-masted sailboat on water

I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Hoodie wlmfgog Charles De Mar offering condolencesFinishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near death experience at a Wisconsin lodge. Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top. A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below. Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD