Hallelujah! Holy Shit! - Unisex Hoodie Size:S A vintage cartoon cherry mascot

A vintage cartoon cherry mascot in a batting stance stands to the right

Running a zero-traffic occult bookshop in Manhattan while legally barred from busting ghosts is the most aggressively on-brand career pivot imaginable

White block text below reads "TO LAY PIPE

Bold red serif text with white outlines reads "LE" above "TITS" above "NOW

Large golden-brown script text reads "Tobaccoists" with a swooping underline

Hallelujah! Holy Shit! - Unisex Hoodie Size:S A vintage cartoon cherry mascotHallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol? This funny Christmas design is for anyone whos ever snapped after 25,000 lights wouldnt turn on, the in laws wouldnt shut up, and the boss sent a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club. Its pure holiday meltdown energy wrapped in one glorious, unfiltered moment of seasonal truth. Printed on our warm & cozy unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt). We print & ship all of our high quality graphic hoodies in the