It's Only Treason If You Lose - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Los Angeles is the clothing equivalent of

is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents

This funny and nostalgic design pays tribute to the glamorous couple-turned-detectives from the iconic late 70s and early 80s TV show

walks through a snowy forest of green pine trees

and black are arranged in a triangular cluster

orange and navy text reads "BASEBALL CLUB

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Los Angeles is the clothing equivalent ofGeorge Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below