Fart Loading - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mansfield White serif numerals read "1988"

White serif numerals read "1988" near the base

mouth set in a scowl

and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza

and a small red bow tie icon below

Distressed white stencil text below reads "SQUAD GOALS" in bold blocky capitals

Fart Loading - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mansfield White serif numerals read "1988"Loading bars at 85% carry more dramatic tension than any movie countdown, except this one threatens to clear the room instead of save it. Somewhere a software engineer is weeping because their best UX work ended up warning bystanders about digestion. The Details: A horizontal progress bar outlined in white with rounded ends shows approximately 85% filled with solid white, styled after a classic computer loading indicator. Bold white italic uppercase