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Spicoli discovering basic commerce rules feels like watching someone encounter fire for the first time

Edgar Frog handing you a business card while whispering about the undead is peak entrepreneurial energy from a fifteen-year-old Rambo cosplayer

Weathered golden-yellow arched text reads "INIGO MONTOYA'S" above a distressed illustration of Inigo Montoya in a fencing stance

it witnessed a city that never really slept

Bold cream block letters reading "BOWL" overlay the diamonds

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt celina Spicoli discovering basic commerce rulesThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.