Livin' in a Van Down by The River - Unisex T-Shirt Baseball A ninja in all black

A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose

and rounded shoes strides forward giving a thumbs up

Pentagon briefings have less tactical intensity than a guy named Dave explaining his sand wedge preference

Jimmy Dugan signed up for beer money and accidentally started caring about a right fielder's cutoff throws

Being the world's okayest neighbor means your lawn is alive but not thriving

Livin' in a Van Down by The River - Unisex T-Shirt Baseball A ninja in all blackAn epic parody concept illustration of Livin' in a Van Down by the River. Inspired by Matt Foley, motivational speaker. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather colors (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. Which colors are luxury? Any color with the word "heather" in its name. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.