Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Golden-yellow old English text arches

Golden-yellow old English text arches reading "Ho Ho Hold" above a retro hand-drawn Santa Claus in a red suit with green gloves

design is a fan art tribute to Hawaii Five-O

Founding a nation over a dinner argument set a precedent we honor every Thanksgiving

and white baseball cap holds two bats over one shoulder and a baseball in the other hand

joining a circuit of small towns across Kentucky

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Golden-yellow old English text archesDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe