I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Women's T-Shirt classics eating your food

eating your food

Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on

but blaming Lincoln High for the damage is an entirely different level of survival instinct

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

hand-lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Women's T-Shirt classics eating your foodBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I