I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top action Distressed white text beneath reads

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

Below the atom

" above "750 ml

Branding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons

then scalping tickets to his own show at triple face value

I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top action Distressed white text beneath readsFinishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near death experience at a Wisconsin lodge. Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top. A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below. Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD