Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary

Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move

White woodcut-style illustration depicts an anthropomorphic cat in a trench coat

Distressed white text reads "COLUMBUS" above golden-yellow script reading "RiverSnipes" with a curved swoosh tail

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West Hill Lanes stood at Charleston and Decatur in Las Vegas

Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenaryAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid