Just Here to Bang! - Unisex Hoodie salem A baseball with visible stitching

A baseball with visible stitching sits below alongside "79'

Whether you grew up watching Johnny Gage and Roy DeSoto in action

Fargo's Divorcees took the diamond in 1897 as part of the Red River Valley League

it was a military entrance exam from a civilization too desperate to care about your GPA

Inspired by Arrested Development

Just Here to Bang! - Unisex Hoodie salem A baseball with visible stitchingFirecracker double entendres on a holiday tee are doing exactly zero percent of the subtlety work they think they're doing. Neighbors already know, and the potato salad line just got uncomfortable. The Details: Curved blue bubble lettering reads "JUST HERE" arching above a cartoon red firecracker tilted diagonally, its top bursting in a large explosion of yellow, orange, and red sparks radiating outward. Blue bubble lettering below reads "TO BANG."